Seriously, we can’t make this stuff up:

I have a huge hot tub, i’m going to fill it with homemade marinara sauce. Let’s get naked and sit in it. I’ll be wearing a Rolex and Ray-Bans. I’ll put some Barbara Streisand or some Wu-Tang Clan on the stereo. Nothing too sexual, just nudity and marinara sauce.

Everything about this listing is strange… although we have to admit it might be fun to hang out naked in some marinara, presumably with some mozzarella sticks, but we didn’t realize Barbara Streisand or Wu-Tang Clan was the appropriate musical choice for this activity. Clearly we have much to learn from this guy.

Sit in a hot tub full of marinara sauce with me - m4w

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