Posts Tagged ‘women seeking babies’

Give It To Me NOW! And By It I Obviously Mean…

If a guy says this it’s pretty obvious what it means:

please dont waste presious time, my clock is tickling.
i am extremely needy right now if you catch my drift. we’ve gotta chat before you get my number

If a woman says it, it means she wants a baby NOW! So no matter how good the deal sounds, it comes with a price. Don’t say we didn’t warn ya.

please dont waste presious time, my clock is tickling.

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Wanna Make a Baby? That’s So Hot.

This woman asks “Wanna Make a Baby?”

From the personals ad:

So here I am, being open and honest to the point of I am sick of messing around with relationships that go nowhere and the dating scene. I am here looking for a real hot, sexy, caring, devoted, and loving man to have a real relationship with and have a family and be happy. If it sounds like you please let me know. If its not dont. Please send a pic.

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Nothing says family and baby like the sexy finger in the mouth and lots of eye liner. Besides, I hardly know anything about you other than you want to make a baby… is this really the place for this? It’s one thing to say you want a relationship but slow down honey. I’m having a hard time finding you sexy when all I can think is that you’ll pounce on the next man who promises you belly fruit.

Wanna Make a Baby?!

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