Dude, your listing sounds more like a bad pitch by a shady car salesman than a personal ad:
Curious but…shy? And maybe a little scared? I know where you’re coming from.
It’s a world full of crazies and men who want to take advantage of you, so what’s a girl to do? Why not hook up with a sane, gentle, very giving and open-minded guy, who will make you feel at ease and allow you to be the sexual woman that you are.
If you’re looking for some relaxed foreplay, sensuous kissing and touching and fondling and blissful orgasms, then get in touch.
What’s the catch? No catch. I simply enjoy sharing the sexual pleasures of a woman and being the giver of that pleasure. The discovery and physical exploration of sex is a great turn on. Let me see if I can find the right spots on your body.
Please be D/D-free, orgasmic, and HWP.
I think the catch is sleeping with a 50 year old man who just wants to fool around and won’t commit to a relationship.
i dont want 2 speak on my career choice but i do good 4 myself - a real down azz chic money whouldnt be an issue…back 2 da subject i want a part time ex stripper who recently found god and now she want 2 settle down but she will pop it 4 her man kool,funny azz attitude cause i like 2 try 2 be funny ha ha anyway” i gotta couple request…reside on da inside of 285, and shoot me sum pictures atleast 2 damn