So apparently there are 2 bored girls on a couch who want your company. Sounds good…
From the personals ad:
two nips on a couch - 19
Hi.The title basically says it all, we’re just two girls sitting on a couch being bored on a Wednesday night.
How would you like to join us, how would that make you feel? Because we would really enjoy the company of a man or two.If you are interesting in sitting on a couch with two very attractive ladies, email us!
Make the subject line Lampshade or we wont respond.
Larry.
Dammit Larry! I’m not falling for that again… there are no girls… you’re just going to hit me on the head with a lampshade and rob me blind again.

