Ladies, I don’t know about the rest of you but I personally won’t date a man without benefits… maybe healthcare, free parking downtown or perhaps an allowance. That’s why this guy sounds okay in my book.

From the personals ad:

Girlfriend With Benefits - - - - - - Includes Monthly Allowance

Hi,

Busy single white guy with a little extra cash to spend on a new girl. When I was a kid, having an allowance was a great stress reducer and it made me appreciate things more. I am looking for an attractive, slender/athletic, fun, open minded sweet young babe, under 30, for regular (twice weekly) visits. Kinda like a Boy-Friend Lite perhaps.

No drama. Tell me a little about yourself (please be descriptive = age, height, weight, area, interests, times available, etc), and please include a GOOD photo (IF you want a response, and mine in return, that is). Don’t be shy. I’m a nice, normal, easy going respectful guy.

Yeah, real normal. It’s not prostitution… it’s just like when I was a kid and got allowance. See, it’s INNOCENT like a small child. Well, to be fair, most men do this more or less with gifts, clothes, jewlery—they just don’t spell it out for the girl in so many words.

Girlfriend With Benefits - - - - - - Includes Monthly Allowance