Seriously, we can’t make this stuff up:

I have a huge hot tub, i’m going to fill it with homemade marinara sauce. Let’s get naked and sit in it. I’ll be wearing a Rolex and Ray-Bans. I’ll put some Barbara Streisand or some Wu-Tang Clan on the stereo. Nothing too sexual, just nudity and marinara sauce.

Everything about this listing is strange… although we have to admit it might be fun to hang out naked in some marinara, presumably with some mozzarella sticks, but we didn’t realize Barbara Streisand or Wu-Tang Clan was the appropriate musical choice for this activity. Clearly we have much to learn from this guy.

Sit in a hot tub full of marinara sauce with me - m4w

Men. They just get you pregnant and leave you. It’s okay, there’s a lesbian out there who LOVES preggos.

From the personals ad:

I never have tried women before, but I am very attracted to pregnant women.

I want to take you out to dinner, movie, and have some laughs.

I want to give a massage on your back, then rub some lotion on your belly.

I am not that type of woman who makes the first move.

Too bad she’ll leave you too as soon as you’ve had the baby. You just can’t win.

Pregnant women - you are so sexy!