From the personals ad:

Yes, I’m serious here………………
Looking for a Girl to practice Kissing with, as I wanna be considered
a very Good Kisser. If it turns into something More, Great! if not that’s ok too.
On a Scale of one to 10, I’m almost a 8, so Please be around there too.
I’m slender & tall, so I like slender & between 25ish & 35ish.
(I’m sweet, witty & funny too!!)

This type of thing just doesn’t sound cute any more once you’re out of middle school. You’ve should have had at least 2 decades of experience at 36 and becoming worried about being a good kisser now just seems a little silly.

Kissing is Fun, right?

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