If you give a mouse a cookie…
We know this type… bisexual, creative and of course jobless. Don’t let this ball of crazy enter your life. It will seem like fun at first with spontaneous trips out in the middle of the night and waking up on a park bench at noon the next day and dancing in a water fountain together. But after a few weeks you’ll realize it’s eating you out of house and home, sleeping with whatever it wants and screaming at you for nothing because it can’t afford its medication. Don’t let this creature sink it’s teeth into you. It’s lazy, ungrateful, arrogant (that’s pretty much synonymous with “artist) and will suck you dry (not in the good way).
We warned you…
Hi.
I’m a starving artist and I want to share in your wealth.
Conveniently, I’m also looking for a good time.You are a young (under 35), attractive MAN, WOMAN, OR COUPLE, and you’re looking for me.
Some interesting things are happening in my life, and I’m feeling a little adventurous. That’s my situation.
You could be considered a “sugar daddy” (or sugar mommy), I guess.
You are intelligent, level-headed, easy-going, with a sense of humor. You respect women and you love sex.I’m 20. Most people think I’m younger when they look at me and older when they talk to me.
I’m bisexual, a female art student at a major design school. I do all sorts of art, mostly drawing, and I write.
A quiet, reflective, poetic, spontaneous artist type. Only crazy in the best ways.
I’m balanced, easy-going, intelligent, sarcastic.
I find most things funny, probably more than I should.
Sensual, passionate, like to play.I’m feminine, short brown hair, green eyes, petite and toned, with nice everything.
I am clean, disease-free. You should be the same. Like to drink and 420.I like staying in or going out. I like talking and I like listening. I like having one glass of wine with dinner or binge drinking until I black out.
It’s my fabulous duality that makes me so much fun.I want a relaxed, respectful, fun arrangement, where my time and my lovin’ help me pay my rent.
If you’re misogynistic, violent, married, scummy, or criminal, don’t bother. I see right through you.
If it sounds good, let’s talk.
Seriously hon, you’re doin it wrong. You’re supposed to find a nice guy or gal who’s sweet, has no self esteem and wants so much to date a lil pistol like yourself… you tell them you love them and that you need a place to live… you don’t just flat out SAY that you’re a mooch. That goes to show just how crazy and selfish you are. And you can’t let them know that (at least not for a few months).
Poetic, spontaneous, bisexual art student seeks “sugar arrangement”
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